Cruise addicts become overly excited while driving to their cruise ship or by seeing other cruise addicts on the road and suffer a heart attack. They're cautioned to always let others do the driving!
Cruise ships have so many food choices available that if you're not careful, it can cause "cuisine choices catatonia." An affliction that puts cruise addicts in a catatonic state because they can't decide what or where to eat next on the ship. Temporarily paralyzed they almost miss a meal. Just be cool, take your time, and eat everywhere-- is Dr. Nutty's advice.
Cruise addicts obsess over picking the perfect cruise and with a plentitude of port possibilities extending around the entire globe, it's a daunting dilemma deciding on a destination. Just beware that it can cause Port Possibilities Paralysis- an affliction that turns even the quitest addict into a "Chatty Cathy" who babbles all of the destinations to everything and anybody non-stop.
As the world expert on cruise addiction (and also a cruise addict), I know the best way to survive between cruises is by utilizing the 25 therapies for cruise addicts that are in my book Cruise Crazy: The Cruise Addict's Survival Guide. It's my survival strategy and I want to share it with all cruise addicts in the world!
Bon Voyage or sail away parties are tons of fun. Cruise Addicts can host these parties in their cabin with some easy, quick decorations. Invite your neighbors from adjacent cabins and have a great time! Bon Voyage!
It's fun to go on cruises and get our fix! But it's also fun to call our friends, relatives, and co-workers once we get on the ship to let them know we made it. Or should I say , "Rub it in" that we're on our cruise!
Cruise addicts love their cabins on cruises. So much that they sometimes catch an affliction known as cabin fever. It happens because the cabin is so relaxing and they enjoy it so much that they don't want to leave. But then they become paranoid and worry that the cabin steward wonders why they won't leave their cabin!
The final two days of my cruise to the Mexican Riviera were both SEA DAYS! Is there anything better? Come along and cruise crazy during the final days of my cruise on the Dawn Princess.
Entertainment on cruise ships is always fun and exciting. I like to go to the theater as early as possible to get a seat in the front row! And sometimes I like to sneak up on stage and pretend that I'm the entertainer.
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